October 25, 2004

Where is our bionic thyroid?

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader just read that Chief Justice Rehnquist is in the hospital for thyroid cancer treatment.

Your Maximum Leader seems to remember reading something not too long ago about the Chief Justice's failing health. Well, we need to call the people who gave Dick Cheney his bionic heart and see if they have a thyroid for the Chief. We need to have him stick around for a while longer yet.

Carry on.

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