Abduction!

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader makes it a point to visit the Acidman's site once or twice a day. Your Maximum Leader loves reading his thoughts and observations on goings-on and life. Well, it seems he's had an "encounter."

Now your Maximum Leader is sceptical. No mono-breasted, prehensile tail sporting alien babes have ever come to the Villainschloss and offered to mow the lawn or do the dishes for him. (He has enough trouble getting Mrs. Villain and the Villainettes to do that stuff for him.) So, either the Tall Dog is the luckiest man on the face of this planet... Or he had a tipple too many from ye olde bottle...

Carry on.