Kirk, James T. Kirk...

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader noted today that esteemed Canadian actor James T. Kir... No! William Shatner, has signed up to go on a Virgin Galactic space flight. Shatner and Dave Navarro (sans Carmen Electra we suppose) are both interested in seats on the commercial spacecraft.

If your Maximum Leader weren't so preoccupied with world domination, Jennifer Love Hewitt, pie-encrusted Ann Coulter, the World Series and whisky he might want to put down the money and go himself.

Carry on.