Saint Crispin's Day.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader fresh off celebrating the mosts glorious naval battle since the creation of the world last week is ready to celebrate again. For today is the feast of Saint Crispin Crispian. A day when the English, under good King Harry (V) Plantagenet, crushed the French at Agincourt. Need a pick-me-up? Try The Bard's take on a motivational speech.

You know something? Perhaps all this English over the French celebrating might annoy some (the one?) francophone reader of this site.

Nah...

Carry on.