Redacted Jackfest Wrap-up.
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is tired. Very tired. He suspects that the Smallholder, Foreign Minister, and Minister of Propaganda are just as tired. Jackfest, the celebration of the Wee Smallholder's Christening, was a rousing success.
Allow if you will, your Maximum Leader to recount some highlights.
1) Cases of Newcastle Brown Ale were consumed.
2) A pig was roasted, pulled, and devoured.
3) Karl Rove was convicted by both the Smallholder and the Minister of Propaganda in the Valerie Plame scandal. Your Maximum Leader held that the law wasn't violated, but that if Rove did leak the information (which according to news reports out today it seems he may have), he ought to suffer some consequence for his actions.
4) Smallholder taught the Villainettes how to call pigs to be fed. Now Villainette #2 likes to run around yelling "Soo-WEEE!"
5) The Minister of Propaganda regaled us all with stories of Hollywood stars. (Martin Sheen is a prince among men to name but one; and your Maximum Leader will not publically name the dicks...)
6) Your Maximum Leader and the Minister of Propaganda both agreed that one of Smallholder favourite books (The Moral Animal) is a tough read.
7) The Smallholder and Foreign Minister worked up heavy (frothing - even) sweats as they toiled in the fields.
8) The (atheist) Minister of Propaganda did not burst into flames when crossing the threashold of the church. Neither did his presence cause the holy water turn to blood.
9) Your Maximum Leader and his Minister of Propaganda learned that sometimes you just have to suck it up and pay $4/bag for a 5lb bag of Kingsford charcoal.
10) Always... Always... Liberally apply bug spray before sitting in a lawn chair to drink beer with your buddies. And be sure to spray all exposed skin lest you wind up with 5 mosquito bites in a small area of uncovered skin near your ankle.
Those are the high points. Well... The high points that are suitable for general consumption at any rate.
Your Maximum Leader is quite tired now (combination of staying up till 2:00am every day and beer). He may blog lightly today and get to bed early.
Carry on.
Allow if you will, your Maximum Leader to recount some highlights.
1) Cases of Newcastle Brown Ale were consumed.
2) A pig was roasted, pulled, and devoured.
3) Karl Rove was convicted by both the Smallholder and the Minister of Propaganda in the Valerie Plame scandal. Your Maximum Leader held that the law wasn't violated, but that if Rove did leak the information (which according to news reports out today it seems he may have), he ought to suffer some consequence for his actions.
4) Smallholder taught the Villainettes how to call pigs to be fed. Now Villainette #2 likes to run around yelling "Soo-WEEE!"
5) The Minister of Propaganda regaled us all with stories of Hollywood stars. (Martin Sheen is a prince among men to name but one; and your Maximum Leader will not publically name the dicks...)
6) Your Maximum Leader and the Minister of Propaganda both agreed that one of Smallholder favourite books (The Moral Animal) is a tough read.
7) The Smallholder and Foreign Minister worked up heavy (frothing - even) sweats as they toiled in the fields.
8) The (atheist) Minister of Propaganda did not burst into flames when crossing the threashold of the church. Neither did his presence cause the holy water turn to blood.
9) Your Maximum Leader and his Minister of Propaganda learned that sometimes you just have to suck it up and pay $4/bag for a 5lb bag of Kingsford charcoal.
10) Always... Always... Liberally apply bug spray before sitting in a lawn chair to drink beer with your buddies. And be sure to spray all exposed skin lest you wind up with 5 mosquito bites in a small area of uncovered skin near your ankle.
Those are the high points. Well... The high points that are suitable for general consumption at any rate.
Your Maximum Leader is quite tired now (combination of staying up till 2:00am every day and beer). He may blog lightly today and get to bed early.
Carry on.
posted by The Maximum Leader at 7/11/2005 01:13:00 PM
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