A Sign.
Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that the AP is reporting that at least 450 Sheep Jump to Their Deaths in Turkey.
Humm... This must be a sign. Sign of what you may ask? A sign of demons in Turkey. It seems painfully obvious to your Maximum Leader that this is a sign that the sheep were possessed by demons.
Just like the pigs in the Gospel of Mark.
Perhaps they need to get some exorcists over there. Those poor Turks can't afford to lose their sheep.
Carry on.
Humm... This must be a sign. Sign of what you may ask? A sign of demons in Turkey. It seems painfully obvious to your Maximum Leader that this is a sign that the sheep were possessed by demons.
Just like the pigs in the Gospel of Mark.
Perhaps they need to get some exorcists over there. Those poor Turks can't afford to lose their sheep.
Carry on.
posted by The Maximum Leader at 7/08/2005 06:10:00 PM
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