The M of P needs a bouncer?

hmmmmm....
our Propaganda Minister says

3. I thought you'd be more amused by the idea of me drinking again, but if you are going to hire a bouncer to supervise me, please insure that she's cute, petite, and planning to stay overnight.

and Sadie says

Which reminds me, the Minister of Propaganda has resumed his presence among the Naked Villains, and his persuasive nature has caused me to believe. In fact, I think he's attained the status of my new blog crush

Could this possibly be arranged for Jackfest?

Inquiring Ministers want to know!

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