Sadie Spurning Stuns Smallholder

It appears that Sadie has a new crush.

Once again, the hardworking salt of the earth gets cast aside for a flashy Hollywood insider.

I just don't understand this.

Ah, wait a minute...

This is obviously one of those "Get your true love's attention by arousing his jealousy by feigning interest in his friend."

I mean, come on. What woman could possibly think Rob was more blogcrushable than I?

For those of you who come late to the blog, I will illustrate the utter irrefutability of the previous statement with a chart:

	Smallholder	Minister of Propaganda
Appearance:	Bearded and balding, "Prosperous"	Attractive, in a pretty-boy kind of way
Personality:	Dour and reclusive	Bon vivant
Career:	Yeoman farmer	Assistant Movie Director
Income:	Low five figures (if you count the cents columns)	Mid six figures (Buys and sells peons like Smallholder)
Location:	Appalachia	California
Signature dating move:	Offering free compost	Bringing flowers; looking soulfully into date's eyes
Education:	Longwood College	Yale
Travel:	Never. Who would take care of the animals?	Jets around the world to film in exotic locations.
Writing Style:	Rambling and incoherent	Witty and insightful
Future in the MWO:	First against the wall	Mike's personal procurer of professional pulchritude
Politics:	Squishy	So liberal it makes your eyes bleed

Yes, after reviewing this point by point comparison, it is obvious that Sadie is just playing the jealousy card.

UPDATE: If Sadie thinks I'm metrosexual, she ought to get a load of "Hollywood Rob" and his meticulously trimmed goatee.