Notes From Self to Smallholder

1. Please don't be overly concerned about the profanity. I think you know that my behavior is only extremely inappropriate when I'm goaded -- borderline inappropriate at times perhaps, but even then usually for a laugh. Besides, I don't think any of us have cursed that freely since "Tango and Cash."

2. I'm great with kids. And I don't mean anything creepy or inappropriate with that.

3. I thought you'd be more amused by the idea of me drinking again, but if you are going to hire a bouncer to supervise me, please insure that she's cute, petite, and planning to stay overnight.

Believe.