Looking For a Rematch?

I respond to the Foreign Minister's inquiries as to my whereabouts with the following:

ForeignMinister is a Giant Lizard that drinks Human Blood, looks like a Man in a Rubber Suit, has a single Horn on its Forehead, swats Aeroplanes like Flies, and is Undead. Strength: 10 Agility: 4 Intelligence: 2 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat ForeignMinister, enter your name and choose an attack: fights ForeignMinister using Strength Agility Intelligence

Nonsensical, perhaps, but nonetheless thought-provoking . . . Giant Battle Monsters is my favorite web game ever. Thank you for the link, Maximum Leader, even if you are merely a giant ant with hydrophobia!

And yes, I will be at the farm the second weekend of July. Bring the boot.

Believe.