And While I'm Rabbit-Punching Smallholder . . .

Since Smallholder never submitted himself as a Giant Battle Monster, I did it for him:

smallholder is a Giant Bee that breathes Poisonous Gas. Strength: 4 Agility: 8 Intelligence: 6 To see if your Giant Battle Monster can defeat smallholder, enter your name and choose an attack: fights smallholder using Strength Agility Intelligence

I was seriously hoping he'd be a "Prehistoric Fungus," but "Giant Bee" is also appropriately lame.

heh heh heh

Believe.