Metrosexuals I Know

As I also commented at Fistful of Fortnights, I will gladly offer false testimony to the fact that Smallholder is a metrosexual. Sadie just has to ask nicely.

In fact, he's been one since the 5th grade. He always admired Luke Skywalker's flowing, golden mane and skirt-like tunic when we were playing 'Star Wars.' A guy can change his hair regimen, but it doesn't change his nature.

Believe.