Update on Squishy Smallholder

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader (who still doesn't feel too great and is going to see a doctor today) knows that as he writes this a vermin racoon is on the loose in Albemarle County, Virginia. The wretched 'coon was trapped and held by our very own Smallholder. But he couldn't finish the job.

It is a sad day when farmers in our great republic don't kill vermin; but rather trap them and release them in resort areas where they can feast on garbage and make a nuisance for all decent people.

Harumph.

Carry on.