And Are You Thinking Of Me When You...

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that everyone's favourite Canadian "screech-diva" (as the Big Hominid so aptly labled her once), Alanis Morissette, has become an American citizen. At least so reports the AP news wire. This has prompted some random thoughts.

First, your Maximum Leader does actually own a few Alanis Albums. (Humm... Albums? Does that term date a person?) He owns two. And some of her stuff he does enjoy when he is in the mood. But at the same time, he sometimes feels like a dirty voyeur listening to her songs. They are sometimes a little too raw and personal. Stuff your Maximum Leader would never write/sing about. (Well, it is best that your Maximum Leader not sing at all really...)

Second, Alanis is retaining her Canadian citizenship. Your Maximum Leader is too lazy right now to look this up, but he was under the impression that as far as the good ole US of A was concerned; you're an American or you are not. We don't recognize the whole "dual citizenship" thing. Is this really the case? If he had more time/inclination he'd start googling and reading the State Department's web site to see what he could find. But he just isn't that motivated.

Third, your Maximum Leader can't decide if Alanis is hot or not. Most of the time he is inclined to say "Well, she's cute. But..." And then other times... Well she doesn't start your Maximum Leader's engine at all.

Well, you've just wasted between 1-3 minutes of your life reading this drivel. Remember you'll never get that time back. Hope you enjoyed it.

Carry on.