Somebody Needs A Hug

Our Dear Maximum Leader isn't himself lately.

Please send him adoring e-mails to lift his spirits. Better yet, send me tribute haikus (smallholder-at-nakedvillainy-dot-com) to add to those posted below.

Maximum Leader
Good friend, purge your soul of all
Negative Mojo

Deep breath - ah - deep breath
Go to Mid War happy place
Crush the Egyptians

Mike, my friend, my boy
Always look on the bright side
Of life - ba - doo - boop

Now, minions! Instill cheer in your leader!