More on Kerry's Guns.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader wrote a while ago that he and John Kerry had something in common. That something was Soviet-style assult weapons.

Well, imagine your Maximum Leader's dismay when he read Michelle Malkin's piece saying that Kerry is retracting/clarifying/otherwise-changing-his-story on the whole Chinese assault rifle statement. Now the Chinese assault rifle appears to be a 100 years old Russian-made shotgun used by the Vietcong during the war in which, your Maximum Leader is lead to understand, Senator Kerry was a combatant for the United States.

Very very sad. Your Maximum Leader was hoping to invite the Senator out to shoot one day. That cannot happen now. Alas, your Maximum Leader's Russian-made SKS would woefully out-gun Senator Kerry's old shotgun. It wouldn't be very fun...

Carry on.