Killing time before football...

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is killing a little time before the football games start by doing a little blogging.

Your Maximum Leader realizes that it has been over a month since he has blogged at all about Jennifer Love Hewitt. JLH, as regular readers know, is the starlett on whom your Maximum Leader is unheathily fixated. Why? Is it that smile? Those long brown tresses? Her ability to belt out a pop tune? Those flesh zeppelins moored to her chest? (To borrow a phrase from a good friend.) It is a likely combination of all of those and so much more.

Well, this morning, your Maximum Leader decided to write a Jennifer Love Hewitt haiku. Here tis:

autumn leaves turn yet
Jennifer Love Hewitt is
Max Leader's delight

Like it? Your Maximum Leader wrote another haiku this week. It was for Annika's Joe Don Baker Haiku contest. His post must have gotten lost somehow and it didn't get published over there. Thus, your Maximum Leader reproduces it here:

Joe Don "Walking Tall"
Now bit roles in James Bond flicks
Mighty is his fall

Your Maximum Leader doesn't believe it would have made Annika's final list. But hey, it was fun.

Well, time to watch "Gameday" on ESPN. Ciao, minions.

Carry on.