King Returns on Dec 14th.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is excited. The King returns on December 14th. Not Elvis (the one and only King). But the film "The Return of the King" comes out in the full extended version glory on December 14th.

Your Maximum Leader already has the first two Lord of the Rings movies in extended format. He has been awaiting the last. Mrs. Villain hasn't even seen ROTK yet. Your Maximum Leader has forbade her from renting the theatrical version - telling her that she needs to wait and see the extended version... Very exciting.

Carry on.