Stupid titles on the newswire

Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was struck by the complete stupidity of this AP news wire story: Police Secretly Watching Hip-Hop Celebs.

Allow your Maximum Leader to clue in the Miami and Miami Beach Police departments to something. When your "secret" surveillance is reported on by the AP, it probably is no longer a secret. And while your Maximum Leader is cluing people in to things... Hey you all at the AP, when you report on secret surveillance you might want to label it "heretofore secret" surveillance.

Just a thought.

Carry on.