Speaking of the Crown Princess...

Since the Crown Princess Victoria didn't complete here studies at Yale ("took several classes"), I don't know that we should consider her a true "Eli." And while it might be a fault of the dead-on camera angle, I didn't find her website photo very flattering. Finally, while a six-year age difference might not be fatal to every relationship, in my personal experience it's worth being cautious about. Personally, I'm going to pass on this one.

Thanks for the lead, Maximum Leader, nonetheless. You have the best interests of your minions at heart.