Dr. Burgess-Jackson.

Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader must state for the record that he feels that he must travel to Arlington, TX and meet this man. Perhaps one day he shall. Have you not read his column at TechCentralStation? No. Go now and read! Dr. Burgess-Jackson is one hell of a guy. Visit his blog daily. You'll not be disappointed. Perhaps your Maximum Leader should send him a free shirt? He looks to be a trim healthy guy. Probably a medium...

Carry on.