Okay... Biting...

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was intrigued by the headline: AMC theater chain doesn't get dirty joke. So he read the article.

It seems the AMC theatre chain will not show a movie called "The Aristocrats." The movie features many well-known comedians retelling and dissecting "the worlds dirtiest joke." It is supposedly vulgar, obscene, and unrated.

So, you are asking yourself, what is "the dirtiest joke?" Well, your Maximum Leader isn't sure. If you know, feel free to clue him in. He's officially hooked for the joke.

Carry on.