Cry Havoc! And Let Slip...

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was over reading JohnL's fine blog when he saw this web-thingie to get your own battle cry. So, in a never ending quest to surpass the Big Hominid's post total here is another stupid post...

According to this machine your Maximum Leader's battle cry is either:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking across the plains, wielding a vorpal blade, cometh The Maximum Leader! And he gives a bloodthirsty cry: "For the love of beatings, I shall make bloody music with your nation's populace!"

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Or this:

What Is Your Battle Cry?

Stalking over the wasteland, carrying buzzsaw hand extensions, cometh Your Maximum Leader! And he gives a bloodthirsty howl: "For the love of carnage and discord, I bring darkness and mayhem like a river of pure piranha!!!"

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Of course, your Maximum Leader already has a battle cry. If you recall it is: "Close your eyes!" He doesn't need anything more fancy. After all, he was born of Time and Struggle, is Protector of the Realm and Vanquisher of the Other Kingdom, and is the prophet, sage, leader, and lover of you all.

Carry on.