Elvis-A-Rama Casting Call

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, as faithful minions know, is a big Elvis fan. So imagine his interest in this item on the news wire: Elvis-A-Rama museum casts worldwide net for impersonators of the King.

What a gig! If you are an "E" fan/impersonator, you ought to head on out to Vegas and try out.

Carry on.