Terror Timeline

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader scalded himself today. Hot Vanilla Bean tea and the latest from Jeff at Beautiful Atrocities do not mix well.

What?!? You haven't read it?

BEAUTIFUL ATROCITIES' ROOT CAUSES OF TERRORISM TIMELINE.

Some of your Maximum Leader's favourite parts:

240 million years ago: Gore Vidal born

1322: Liza (Minelli) marries Edward II: "He's no homo."

1967: Six Day War, Israel kicks ass. Cassandra Peterson becomes youngest Vegas showgirl at 16.

It is great. Go! Now! Read!

Carry on.