Jacko On The Lam?

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that a judge has ordered the arrest of Michael Jackson.

The wire story gives all the details about Jacko being at the hospital and all... But your Maximum Leader thinks that Jacko has finally cracked and is on the lam.

Not that he should be hard to find... Just look at him...

Now if his disguise were to be a shortish black man with a 'fro he might just pull it off.

Carry on.

UPDATE: Damn.