Kiwis Protest

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees on the news wires that some women in New Zealand bared their breasts at Prince Charles in protest during his state visit. It seems they cried "Shame, shame" and "Get your Colonial shame off my breasts" and "I just want to feed my baby" at the Prince as he approached a Wellington art gallery.

This brings up some interesting questions. Were these women attractive? Were their breasts attractive? And what was on their minds when they chose to bare their breasts as a sign of protest? Did they think that Charles would (being a man) naturally be attracted to breasts and turn and walk over to them and listen to their protests, all the while being fixated on the protestor's breasts?

It makes one wonder.

Just so that you all know. Just as wearing spandex in public will be a tightly regulated operation in the Mike World Order; so will exposing one's breasts in protest of your pseudo-benevolent Autocrat. Frankly, your Maximum Leader does not want to have old, deformed, saggy, or otherwise imperfect breasts exposed in his presence as a means of protest. If, during the MWO, a female would like to expose her breasts in protest of some policy of your Maximum Leader she will have to appear in front of a FOM (Friend of Mike) and apply for a permit. Her breasts will need to be visually inspected in their natural form by the FOM before a permit will be issued. Women flashing their breasts in protest without a permit will be dragged off and shot.

Harsh? Such is life in an Autocracy my friend.

Carry on.

UPDATE: Although it is hard to judge from one (pretty much work safe) photo, but this protester might have been issued a permit in the MWO. Your Maximum Leader would have preferred a broader panoramic photo... And as for this other bare breasted protester... That child is much too old to still need breast feeding.