Prince Harry

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader spends a few moments each day reading over "The Sun" of Great Britain. It is, by far, his favourite tabloid in the whole world.

Well, in case you didn't know, there is a bit of a hubub going on concerning a costume Prince Harry wore to a party. Haven't heard yet? Well, read this.

Let us say that Prince Harry attired himself in a fashion unbecoming of a member of Britain's Royal Family. (Or he was letting us all in on the hidden fact that Sid Vicsious was right all along.)

Harry's written apology doesn't seem to be doing the trick. He probably ought to visit a concentration camp. Of course, he could also go to Israel and visit Yad Vashem and apologize there.

Or perhaps he could volunteer to fix up synagoagues vandalized by Muslims across Europe...

Carry on.