Hook 'Em Satan!

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader doesn't know why, but he burst out laughing when he read the following article off the news wire: Norewegians Confused by Bush Salute.

It appears that the infamous hand-signal salute to the University of Texas Longhorns in the US is the same hand-signal used by Norwegian Satanists to praise their evil master.

Doesn't this seem like just the proof so many people around the world have been looking for? George W. Bush (and Jenna Bush too) is really just Satan returning the salute of his minions. Why wasn't this reported sooner?

Your Maximum Leader, for one, is glad that we have Norway in the world to point things like this out to those among us who are unknowing.

And what is up with Norwegian Satanists? Aren't Norwegians good Lutherans? Or did all the Norwegian Lutherans move to Minnesota? Your Maximum Leader can't recall.

Carry on.