Rum, Sodomy, & the Lash... But No Page 3

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is suffering from a touch of the flu or something. Indeed, some nausea-inducing bug is going around the villainschloss. So, he is taking it easy now.

And as you know, taking it easy often equates to sitting down and surfing the internet.

Well, as your Maximum Leader was catching up on his overseas newspaper reading what should he see? He sees that the Royal Navy has banned "The Sun" with Page 3 girls.

Prudes. They claim topless girls disrupt fleet cohesion or something...

It will not happen in the Mike World Order.

Carry on.