October 27, 2004

Fash-ism Tutorial

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader sees that those wacky Munuvians are back up. So, the first place he went to look was the lovely Annika's site. He needed to see if she had posted her promised piece on shoe fashion.

And so she has: annika's journal: Fash-ism Tutorial For The Maximum Leader

Male minions! You must go to Annika's site and read what she has posted. Look at the photos. Learn them. Know them. Impress your girlfriend, spouse, or casual female friends with your wide-ranging knowledge of ladies footwear. Double your pleasure by commenting to your lovely sex partners by commenting on her stylin' d'Orsay pumps with ankle strap as you remove them and gently caress her calf...

Ahem...

But that is not all! The Divine Minion Molly also sent your Maximum Leader a slew of e-mails all containing photos of the shoes of which he knew nothing.

So it seems your Maximum Leader has been properly schooled. By two women...

Heh. "Schooled." By TWO women... Heh.

He now knows something of the different types of ladies footwear out there.

Your Maximum Leader will likely spend the next few days looking at women's feet and trying to work out the classification system. Before too long, he will be schooling the Villainettes...

Carry on.

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