Security Guard Shot Inside State Capitol

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader can hardly believe one line in this report from the AP concerning a shooting today at the Illinois state capitol. The line is:

The Capitol has no metal detectors, and its officers are not armed.

A government building. A legislature no less (they always vote themselves new equipment), that has no metal detectors. It is hard to imagine.

Your Maximum Leader hopes they find the person responsible and do evil things to him. Also hope the victim recovers.

Carry on.