No explosion...

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader had a forehead-slapping "WTF?" moment when he read this:
S.Korea Says There Was No Big Blast in N.Korea.

Lemme see if your Maximum Leader got this right. North Korea said they were blowing up a mountain to make a power plant (re: uranium enrichment site); and that is what was observed. But the South Koreans now say that there really wasn't any explosion.

Uh... Sure...

Humm... Let your Maximum Leader guess. That big mushroom cloud was really just a whole bunch of North Koreans having a fart-off on near Mt. Paektu.

Carry on.