The Maximum Leader's Feigned Squeamishness

The Maximum Leader is offended by my concern for my good friend (see here).

If the line has been crossed, well hell, I might as well enjoy myself.

I have composed haikus in my beloved leader's honor:

Maximum Leader
Pretends to be offended
Secretly intrigued

Necrophilia
Sounds nasty to you and me
ML's cup of tea

Gov Schwartzenegger
Thinks the Maximum Leader's
Hobby offensive

Feel free to chime in, BigHo!

UPDATE FROM YOUR MAXIMUM LEADER: Heh.