Unpleasant ways to die.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has a small book of cartoons entitled "Unpleasant Ways to Die." Whenever he needs a little uplifting, he takes it off the shelf and thumbs through it. In that vien...

Unpleasant way to die Sept. 13th edition.

Crushed by flying boiler.

Unpleasant way to die Sept. 14th edition.

Inhaling toxic manure gasses. NB to the Minister of Agriculture: Beware of this one!

And we should add, given the spate of news concerning the Bush National Guard documents...

Death by pajama-wearing bloggers.

Carry on.