Bush Memos à la Dashiell Hammett.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has always liked Dashiell Hammett novels. And all the Bogart movies based directly or loosely upon them.

Your Maximum Leader draws your attention to Iowahawk's latest: MY TELEPROMPTER IS DEADLY.

It is, as they say on those annoyingly-pleasing Guiness ads, "BRILLIANT!"

Carry on.