Kerry's light request...

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader wonders if John Kerry's latest request of the debate commission (namely to lower the lights) is due to the fact that in recent photos he looks orange.

BTW... Weren't the lights all settled during the long debate debate (negotiated by Vernon Jordan and Jim Baker)? Your Maximum Leader can't image they didn't talk about the lights. Why go dickering about this now? Unless Kerry's decided he doesn't look good orange.

Carry on.