Ave Smallholder!

Belated congratulations on the emergence of your offspring (and that tasty, tasty placenta, which I assume didn't go to waste, yes?)!

Here-- Gollum has a commemorative haiku for you. Can he hold the baby?

OK, G-- take it away!


Uncle Gollum's here!
Let me hold you close and AAAUUUUUGGGGGHHHHH!!
you... bit... my... Preciooooooooooousssss!!

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