Simpsons news!

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was pleased to read that there will not be a strike by the cast of the Simpsons. Thus, the only TV show your Maximum Leader makes it a point to watch EVERY WEEK, will continue uninterrupted. As Reuters pithily comments: 'The Simpsons' Cast Returns to Work with More D'oh.

$250,000 an episode. Not bad, not bad at all.

Carry on.