Minion Mailbag Part I

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader has let minionly mail build up in his mailbox for all too long. Okay, it has really built up since Monday, but that seems to be long enough. Let us check our first message....

One of our most loyal minions, Kilgore "You're Dangerous" Trout writes in response to a post by your Maximum Leader:

In my 20 years growing up in Mason City, Iowa (motto: "43°8'55" North, 93°12'7" West"), I only ever met three Jews. So it was news to me that the "world's largest kosher slaughterhouse" is in my home state. I wonder how the sign outside of town reads:

WELCOME TO POSTVILLE
HOME OF THE WORLD'S LARGEST KOSHER SLAUGHTERHOUSE
KIWANIS - ELKS - ROTARY
1963 CLASS "A" FOOTBALL CHAMPS!
SALT FOR SALE - CHEAP

Take it easy,

Kilgore Trout

Your Maximum Leader responds:You know Kilgore, your Maximum Leader was also shocked to learn this. Are all those Hebrew National Hot Dogs he has been feeding the Villainettes coming from Postville, Iowa? Humm... Very curious. Of course, your Maximum Leader was also shocked to learn that the Amish are fleeing Pennsylvania for Wisconsin. Who knew?

More Minion Mailbag to come!

Carry on.