Commencement Speech.

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader is on a roll with all these single link blog entries. (Is it really just a feeble attempt to break the 1000 post barrier by July?) Anyho... Your Maximum Leader would pay good money to have someone (and by that he means a real "someone" - like an elected official, or famous writer) give this speech at a college commencement.

Carry on.