May 26, 2004

Biblical Quotations

I have never understood why the Maximum Leader is so obsessed with Deuteronomy.

Update from your Maximum Leader: Because it is filled with such great laws that's why. Really! Try Deuteronomy 22:5. "The woman shall not wear that which pertaineth unto a man, neither shall a man put on a woman's garment: for all that do so are abomination unto the LORD thy God." Or Deut 22:10. "Thou shalt not plow with an ox and an ass together." Or Deut 23:17. "There shall be no whore of the daughters of Israel, nor a sodomite of the sons of Israel." And the ever popular Deut 27:21. "Cursed be he that lieth with any manner of beast. And all the people shall say, Amen."

To that your Maximum Leader says, "Amen."

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