April 16, 2004

Villainous Commerce

Greetings, loyal minons. Your Maximum Leader wanted to point out that there is a sale going on at Your Maximum Leader's Villainous Commerce Store. Ladies! Get your Nakedvillainy t-shirts for the perfectly reasonable price of $13 (US - no Loonies!).

Of course ladies, if you are in the mood you could pick up a Nakedvillainy Thong.

Guys. You can't help but look studly, super-intelligent, and hung like a horse while wearing a Naked Villainy t-shirt. Chicks dig the nifty image of your Maximum Leader on your Schwarzenegger-esque pectorals. (Did your Maximum Leader mention that wearing his t-shirt will actually cause your pectorals to bulge?)

Loyal minions, indulge yourselves...

Commerce break is now concluded.

Carry on.

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