Villainous Commerce
Greetings, loyal minons. Your Maximum Leader wanted to point out that there is a sale going on at Your Maximum Leader's Villainous Commerce Store. Ladies! Get your Nakedvillainy t-shirts for the perfectly reasonable price of $13 (US - no Loonies!).
Of course ladies, if you are in the mood you could pick up a Nakedvillainy Thong.
Guys. You can't help but look studly, super-intelligent, and hung like a horse while wearing a Naked Villainy t-shirt. Chicks dig the nifty image of your Maximum Leader on your Schwarzenegger-esque pectorals. (Did your Maximum Leader mention that wearing his t-shirt will actually cause your pectorals to bulge?)
Loyal minions, indulge yourselves...
Commerce break is now concluded.
Carry on.
Of course ladies, if you are in the mood you could pick up a Nakedvillainy Thong.
Guys. You can't help but look studly, super-intelligent, and hung like a horse while wearing a Naked Villainy t-shirt. Chicks dig the nifty image of your Maximum Leader on your Schwarzenegger-esque pectorals. (Did your Maximum Leader mention that wearing his t-shirt will actually cause your pectorals to bulge?)
Loyal minions, indulge yourselves...
Commerce break is now concluded.
Carry on.
posted by The Maximum Leader at 4/16/2004 12:16:00 AM
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