Wild Boars.

Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, earlier in the week, was alarmed about wild boars in Berlin. It seems that Gloucestershire, England also has a wild boar problem. What the hell is going on over there?

Indeed a loyal minion sent your Maximum Leader this advisory:

Based on recent events in Germany and England, the Department of Wild Boar Security has raised the threat advisory to the High Condition (Orange).

High Condition (Orange). A High Condition is declared when there is a high risk of wild boar attacks. In addition to the Protective Measures taken in the previous Threat Conditions, Federal departments and agencies should consider the following general measures in addition to the agency-specific Protective Measures that they will develop and implement:

Coordinating necessary security efforts with Federal, State, and local law enforcement agencies or any National Guard or other appropriate armed forces organizations;
Taking additional precautions at public events and possibly considering alternative venues or even cancellation;
Preparing to execute contingency procedures, such as moving to an alternate site or dispersing their workforce; and
Restricting threatened facility access to essential personnel only.

Very disturbing indeed.

Carry on.

UPDATE: Look at this! The city of Kobe, Japan must have such a problem with wild boar infestation that they have a whole page of their city web site devoted to what to do if you see a wild boar in town! And it seems France has a wild boar problem in Lorraine. Beware the Boar!