December 17, 2003

Just blogging...

Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader might try to get some quality blogging in today. (Or might not, as your definition of "quality blogging" may differ from mine.)

First, allow me to say that there are piles of quality blogs over at the Poet Laureate's site. He is producing copious volumes of mental meaticles for your reading pleasure. Want to discuss order? Or more on order? Or even more on order? It is here for you.

And allow me to also direct you to Easterblogg where the ever insightful Gregg Easterbrook contemplates the question "Where is Osama and why can't we find a rat?" I think it is very important to read that last paragraph of his post. Gregg suggests that we find an Iraqi rat to pay the bounty that we put on Saddam's head. I completely agree.

Where is the justice in this photo? He is old enough to be her father for Christsakes! Don't you worry... Flavio might meet with a firey end in the MWO. But don't fret about Heidi, she will be well cared for. And the child? Well... There is always the army... At least your Maximum Leader's weakness is still without a little "Love" growing inside her.


"A-double-lizzle" continues to crack me up. But following the links in this post to the "Jewcy" products and previewing some of the products upsets me for some reason. Call your Maximum Leader a prude but this shirt is a little bit offensive. (But then again, your Maximum Leader is the proud owner of this shirt. So I suppose I shouldn't be critical.)

Today would be a great day to be in Kitty Hawk. 100 years of powered flight. Humm... It only takes about 100 hours to get through security at Midway Airport in Chicago. Is this really progress?

U-oh! The Chinese are cracking down on those people who sponsored (organized?) the orgy for that group of Japanese tourists. One would think that with China becoming more and more capitalist in their economic orientation they wouldn't want to crack down on this type of stuff... Afterall, if they didn't they could sure make those brothel owners in Thailand anxious.

Have you ever eatten bad curry? It will kill ya. I had some bad curry once at this place in Adams Morgan in DC. Whew! Be glad you weren't paying homage to your Maximum Leader that night.

Remember how all those Palestinians started naming their kids "Saddam" and "Osama" a few years ago. Do you think they are going to want to pull a "Tariq Azziz" too?

Could this be the reason the original inhabitants of Easter Island left? No food. No doctors. No Cable.

Now it is all Russia's fault. Those lousy EU bastards.

Your Maximum Leader wonders what Andrew Sullivan (or for that matter the Minister of Agriculture or Poet Laureate) think of this? Okay. Here is what Andrew thinks.

Did your Maximum Leader already mention his weakness? Oh... I must have... Nevermind.

Carry on.

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