Bad News for the Maximum Leader

TWA has announced the closing of Dulles Airport due to the ice storm. Unfortunately for the Maximum Leader, TWA's policy about one-way tickets means his ticket to Germany is non-refundable.

Comment from the Maximum Leader: ? We don't get it. Unless this is some sick twisted joke about your Maximum Leader going to visit that cannibal guy. In which case... we get it. By the way, did Dulles really close due to an ice storm? Hummm... We didn't hear that...