The best 404 error ever!

Greetings loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader was taking some time out from watching football today and decided to peruse the web. He started by reading the Poet Laureate's poem. And, as always, your Maximum Leader thanks his official poet for raising the scatological humour level of this website. After the poem, your Maximum Leader decided to read some Mr. Cranky movie reviews to see how bad Kill Bill Vol 1 might be. While surfing the Mr. Cranky site (link at left under title "Movie Reviews") he happened to get this, the best "404 Page Not Found" error message ever. Many of you might not know that you can customize your 404 messages. Obviously, Mr. Cranky has done so to great effect. Here it is:

The freaking page cannot be freaking found
The page you are looking for might have been removed, entered the federal witness relocation program, or gone on a bender in Tijuana.

--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Please try the following:

If you habitually bang on the keyboard with both open palms like a drunken macaque, try using just your index fingers to type.

Open the home page, then sit in your cubicle bleating helplessly until an irritated coworker comes to your aid.
Did you look under the couch cushions? It's shocking, really, what can make its way into those dank recesses.
HTTP 404 - File gone horribly awry
Internet Frustration Services


--------------------------------------------------------------------------------

Technical Information (for nosy sons of bitches)

More information

Wasn't that great? I thought it was. Thanks again Mr. Cranky for putting a little laughter into your Maximum Leader's day.

Carry on.