Death to Elite East Coast Colleges With Humor Magazines!

Rob, of course, knows all about people like this.

Come to think of it, when I visited the Minister of Propaganda at Yale, he did make me wear a polo shirt before we could hit the party scene.

I didn't realize that the popped collar was so important. I just thought he was being pretentious, particularly because we all knew we were going to slam those Heinekins at Demery's and end up in the gutter in our underwear.

On a totally unrelated note, I recently stumbled across the Minister of Propaganda's application to Yale. It's on the World Wide Web! I found his English teacher's recommendation here.

I think Sadie will be shocked that she has been flirting with someone whose real name is "Percy."