Just To Make You Jealous...

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader doesn't want to rub it in, but as has recently been reported, he did attend the The Hatemonger's Quarterly "Self-Inflicted Tatoos of Destiny and Desire" party. And it is true that your Maximum Leader did have as his escort the lovely and oh-so-desireable Sadie. (Your Maximum Leader left Mrs. Villain and the Villainettes in the company of the Irish Lad for the night. You know, Sadie and your Maximum Leader... Sometimes we need our... Space.)

Anyho...

Reports of his passing out cards reading "Nakedvillainy: It'll make you go partially blind." are not entirely accurate. It was really a warning card. It read "Watch out for the Everclear punch, It'll make you go blind." Your Maximum Leader figured it was a public service...

Your Maximum Leader thanks the Crack Young Staff (special thanks to "Chip") for the invite. Next time we have a shindig at the Villainschloss - the whole staff will be invited. (And you will not even have to sit in the corner with the famous Villainschloss dwarves.)

Carry on.