Condom Endorsement

Greetings, loyal minions. Your Maximum Leader, in yet another news article that seems to reflect his current fixation with his libido, reads that the Consumers Union (the people who bring you Consumer Reports magazine) are now testing condoms. According to this Reuters article the Consumers Union has determined what the "best performing" condoms are.

Alas, it appears as though the big brand names with clever marketing campaigns (like Trojan and Rameses) are not on the list.

Does the Consumers Union also test sex toys? Since they test condoms it doesn't seem like a stretch. Just curious.

Carry on.